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Fashion Tips From Jean-Ralphio
Aziz Ansari’s best bud on Parks and Recreation gave us his guide to modern manhood, including these stylish pearls of wisdom:

GQ: Sweater-vest, sweater, cardigan, or none of the above? Jean-Ralphio: All three at the same time, so if you strike out  with a woman, you can take off a layer and try again as a “different  person.”
GQ: What animal would you wear to the Grammys?Jean-Ralphio: Dodo bird.  Even Lady Gaga would be like,  “JR…you inspire me.”
GQ: What animal would you wear to the Oscars? Jean-Ralphio: I would wear Lady Gaga. I don’t know her  personally yet but I feel like she would be cool with it.

Get more of Jean-Ralphio’s tips on fashion, etiquette, and, of course, the ladies here.

gqfashion:

Fashion Tips From Jean-Ralphio

Aziz Ansari’s best bud on Parks and Recreation gave us his guide to modern manhood, including these stylish pearls of wisdom:

GQ: Sweater-vest, sweater, cardigan, or none of the above?
Jean-Ralphio: All three at the same time, so if you strike out with a woman, you can take off a layer and try again as a “different person.”

GQ: What animal would you wear to the Grammys?
Jean-Ralphio: Dodo bird. Even Lady Gaga would be like, “JR…you inspire me.”

GQ: What animal would you wear to the Oscars?
Jean-Ralphio: I would wear Lady Gaga. I don’t know her personally yet but I feel like she would be cool with it.

Get more of Jean-Ralphio’s tips on fashion, etiquette, and, of course, the ladies here.
"I don’t like lemonade. It’s too sweet, and it makes my tongue feel gritty. So maybe it’s time for a change. Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I’m gonna slice ‘em up into wedges and throw ‘em into vodka tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque night club that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls."
Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation 3x15 - “The Bubble”